That old quote about not looking for something and it comes - Some guy
Gradist wanker: A tool or a complete dick who takes sadistic delight in passing judgment others and the grade at which they climb.
A select few creative dudes: Transforming themselves into tomatoes and cheese toasty or a cyclops with some of the best one-liners to date.
I believe in gender equality. Unlike The Men You'll Meet Climbing, I have found it difficult to write this. But I don't discriminate. Consequently, I'll be taking the piss out of myself too.
A list of phrases with potentially different meanings. Stay cheeky.
What do an 18th Century British soldier, a medieval knight and BoJack Horseman have in common? Tinder. Here is the next installment of Shiver Me Tinders. It gets kinky.
20 days offline in Thailand should have been easy given that you're climbing in an island paradise.
Real excerpts from a few Tinder profiles I've swiped left to recently. Seriously, who says they are vegetarian and they also eat fish? Oh wait...Ha.
Hypocritical Fun. Poking at the kind of men floating around in the climbing realm.
Your ego will get you nowhere.
And why I write.
A recolection on some personal points on exploring and finding your niche.
From a happy kid with a blonde mop, to an awkward gaming addict, to a model with a penchant for party to a grubby climber.
Why you shouldn't starve yourself.