Are You a Gradist Wanker?

Are You a Gradist Wanker?

Gradist wanker:  A tool or a complete dick who takes sadistic delight in passing judgment on others and the grade at which they climb.

How to tell if you are a gradist wanker?

  • You remember the grades but not the names of routes
  • You judge people as a whole  by what grade they climb
  • You belittle other climbers e.g. 'That's such a girly problem', 'How can you do ____ but can't do ____? It's an easier grade.', 'Did they seriously spend that long on that route?' 
  • You socialise with other gradist wankers who bitch about other climbers' abilities
  • You get shitty at yourself when you can't climb a problem that is within your 'grade range'. 
  • You get shitty at others when they can't climb a route that 'they should be able to do'.

Don't be that guy.

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